I molested 6 butterflies tonight
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I have post one night stand depression
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
