Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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