seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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