How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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