Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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