Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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