the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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