isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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