Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
