Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Randomize
