you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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