Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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