...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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