If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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