Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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