the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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