She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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