Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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