i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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