So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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