doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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