We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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