i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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