one might say we're banned from that church
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
