Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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