Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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