i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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