The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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