Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Are we still banned from the library?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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