For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So much Jack, so little girl.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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