omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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