We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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