More tranny stories later!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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