I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm passing your future prison.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize