Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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