That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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