you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
