I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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