her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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