I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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