Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.

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(607): View more from New York

Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Everyone says I win the strip club

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(646): View more from New York

Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes

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