guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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