Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize