we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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