Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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