So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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