How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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