Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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