i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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