Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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