Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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