You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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