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(845): View more from New York

At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.

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(915): View more from Texas

What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too

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(712): View more from Iowa

I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you

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(917): View more from New York City

we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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(850): View more from Florida

What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

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Her vagina devoured it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.

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