This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize
